How to save the world - Part - III - I'm kidding, really I am

Okay, so you're all geared up to save the world now or later, right? Wrong! No, I don't mean that you don't possess the capability to save the world. I am just here to say that you don't just pack a few stuff and pretend you're some super-hero and read this post and do the whole saving the whole thing. I mean, like, what are you, an idiot? Straighten up, man! There is just so much to do. Here's what we will plan out. Hey, I mean, if you're going to save the world, you need a plan, right? So hold on to your horses and grab that pen (working one, please) and paper and let's write down those world saving pointers! Right on, mate!

Right. And you actually read all that and almost believed I didn't have the much anticipated answer? I mean, if you were actually reading this far, you were waiting for some mambo jambo or miracle, right? Well, here it goes. The way to save the world is in you. There. I've said it. Yes, in you, you dweeb. Oh, you don't get the whole in you thing, right? Just as I thought. I mean you came all the way here to find the answer to saving the world, right? I almost forgot my saviour status. So I will hold your hand and let you know what I meant by in you. Time to get a little serious here, so pick up the phone and get ready to dial your local ambulance hotline in case you're about to flip.

Okay, okay! Enough already! On with it! Sure thing, mate. You're the boss. Right. So, as I was saying, the way to save the world is in you. Literally in you. Somewhere in that amoeba or sub-atomic particle in you. No, don't cut yourself up to find out. I'm dead serious. Some people will literally take what I am saying, literally. Yes, I meant literally in you. Not physically in you. It's in the way you think. Oh no! Not another positive minded save yourself and save the world theory you scream! Dude, you're here to friggin' save the world. You clean out your friggin' thoughts and acts first! You can't go and save the world if you're a closet masturbation expert, right? I don't know what that means either but you get the point. Rest assured, I am not here to sell you some ebook for $97 or $47 and have an extra special super discount page for $7 or take a 30 day course for $997, $497 or have an extra special super discount page for the $297 one-of-a-kind-super-advanced-never-heard-before-but-was-used-by-people-
ages-ago-and-used-by-all-the-top-internet-marketing-gurus-
or-experts-kind-of-meditation with my iron,steel, metal, silver, gold or whatever metallic substance I can find 30, 60 or 90 days money back guarantee for you to get attuned in first before saving the world. (Was a really long sentence, I know.) The world doesn't have 30 days. The world only has its people. The world only has You. Touche? Yeah, I know.

Here is the your ultimate world saving plan. Approved by every known world saving guru out there on and off the internet! Heck, it's even approved by Superman! Now you have absolutely no fear of doing your part to save the world! The gist of it is simple. It's always simple, isn't it? You clean out your thoughts and acts starting from today. Yes, no secret mantras involved! No one is asking you to be a saint or hermit. Those are for guys and girls who wish to look like Himalayan monkeys and don't wish to get laid, like ever. Do a small good deed today. Like read this blog and tell someone who really deserves help. Just reading this post won't help him/her, you moron! I mean, tell them the good stuff I am writing out here. Hey, this is hard work, you know. It's not a sit down and meditate and expect the rest of the world to help you concept. You help yourself first. You be a better person from today onwards. You treat that little bitch in the park with kindness. No, not hit it on with that hot mama/milf. I meant the dog. You give your food, preferably leftovers, to your neighbour. Never mind if it is not halal if he/she is a Muslim. They usually won't eat it or give it away, anyway. It's the thought that counts. Yes, they have angels on your left and right to count your brownie points for you! Yay! How cool is that? Stop dreaming and listen up! You give that guy/girl on the streets who is faking an illness or a handicap and give him/her your last 10 dollars and pray to your favourite God, who looks much better than you by the way, that your good deed will come back to you in ten fold. Hey, karma, remember? What goes around comes around. Do not try that by throwing a knife or shooting a bullet at someone. That person will be dead and the wound or shot won't come back to you. Okay, maybe if you're a ghost lover, they might but ghosts have better things to do than to look ugly and haunt people.

At the end of 30 days like how they all like it, see how much a better person or loser you've become. If you're a better person, than good. See if you can be featured on your local TV show to advertise yourself and gain instant pop status! If you've become a loser, at least feel proud that your loss has resulted in something for the greater good. After all, it is always about the greater good. Every guru propagates that fact that you're one with the rest of the Universe. Sure you are. No really, you are. Just don't fuck it up for others cause you're only going to fuck it up for yourself. And no, I am not fucking kidding here. Now go ahead and dial that ambulance hotline and tell them that some deranged fella has given you instructions to follow but never asked you to buy anything. Or call your nearest child-loving priest or self-help line to seek further help. You've been served. Peace.

P.S. Nothing to see here. This part is usually the most noticed in any letter/post, eh? Yeap, you just proved it. Sheesh.

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How to save the world - Part II - Truth

So what is the truth or rather, Truth? If everyone of us have our own variation of the Truth, what constitutes the real Truth? Perhaps, there is one such Truth that exists. At least, to me is does. One that is free from falsehood and error. We shall call it Ultimate Truth or Absolute Truth for now. We all like to label things, don't we? So where do we find this Truth? Well, we shall find out. I ask too many questions for your own good. So read on if you're interested.

Ever had one of those episodes where you're scratching your head out to resolve a long outstanding issue and there just doesn't seem to be any way to overcome it? So you spend way too much time trying to get around it and eventually you just give up and let it go. At least most of us do. For those who are mentally strong, you know where I'm headed. So you go about your usual mundane routine after some time, and one day you're dumbstruck with the most obvious (but not so obvious then) solution and you'd slap yourself silly for thinking, "Why didn't I think of that before?" So the solution had come to you. (If such a thing has never happened to you, either you're unaware of yourself or you simply refuse to believe anything that you'd deem as ridiculous or out of the ordinary or you just got to wait for your turn). But where from? Divine intervention, I'd say? So all we have to do was whenever we had a standing issue, to just let it go and wait for the solution and it will pop out at an unknown time? Seems like it does, at times, if we let it come to us. Whether we have the patience for it is another issue. We're too caught up with our current predicament to actually wait for this solution. Perhaps. We're always on the lookout for that instant solution but the solution doesn't arrive oh-so instantly. We're far too impatient to wait and just give up. Fair enough. I mean if you have a massive debt to resolve, you'd spend time worrying about it day and night and focus on that as compared to waiting for the solution to arrive, right? Come on, we're just human, you'd argue. Well, for argument's sake, yeah we are but are we really human or is there more to us?

So what does all this have to do with the Truth, Ultimate Truth or Absolute Truth? Simply put, there lies the Absolute Truth in us. Yes, right inside of us. Huh? Where? Beats me, buster. If I knew, I'd be richer than all the richest people in the world. So just know it is inside of us. In came from inside of you somewhere, right? It is this Ultimate Truth aka Divine Intervention that provides the solution to us when we're ready to accept it, as some enlightened people would say or have you believe. We'd love to disagree with that but at the same time we'd easily nod our heads to that too. Desperate times call for desperate measures. So now that we know that the solution provider is labeled as Truth, Ultimate Truth, Absolute Truth, Divine Intervention or whatever uber cool term we'd love to give it, how do we go about being in sync with so that we can solve all our problems and some day save the world? This is about saving the world, right? You mean, it is not? It is? Fine, fine, I will wait for Part III to find out more.

Disclaimer, well sort of: We're all suckers for believing someone who seems to know better than us. So we either condemn them or embrace them depending on what happens to us after we believe them and take action based on their words. Take the initiative to do your own research first before coming to your own conclusion about anything. Don't be too quick to blame others for your own shortcomings. We're all 100% responsible for our own actions. Peace.

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How to save the world - Part I - Us

We all wish we could one day save the world. Well, at least some of us do. But truly, most of us, rather live in our very own resigned state. Perhaps, it was ingrained into our minds from our early childhood, if any, that the world's problem is well, up to the rest of the world to resolve. But are we not of this same world? But of course, we are. We're just separated by our own idealistic and somewhat realistic theologies, that we just proclaim to be true. If there is even an inch of truth in our claims. Truth is, we all have our own versions of the Truth that we think of as the Truth. We all believe we know what is best for everyone else around us, from this preconceived and preconditioned version of the Truth. Somehow we seem to know what is best for someone else, as compared to knowing what is best for ourselves. Maybe it has not dawned upon us that we are merely stroking our own ego, or as some people would like to spell it, Ego. Our Ego feels an adrenaline rush, when we spew out 'words of wisdom' to others and they shine in its glory. Naturally, we feel good making others feel good. Or so, we think. For the rest of us, we rather listen to others and see what they deem fit for us. For what can we possibly know about something that we have no idea how to resolve, other than to seek someone who has gone through that experience or has the necessary skills to do so? Do we really not know? Are we that ignorant or have we been conditioned that way to listen to someone else 'better' to solve our own problems for us? For quite often, we are hesitant to listen cause deep down inside, something tells us that we can do this on our own. But their version of the Truth somehow seems to rail its way into our hearts and minds, rather reluctantly but forcefully without our conscious awareness. And we fall prey to this altered version of the Truth and we proceed to dig deeper into our own graves. And this, this is the start of a growth. A cancerous tumor. It starts from within, then it eats you from the inside and slowly finds its way out of you and leeches itself onto others. But the arising pandemic already has a cure. A single, most potent and most powerful cure that will not just save the world but it will also save you. We are here to save us from ourselves. Do we really not know?

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Monkey Dance Melon Mamas

Catastrophic. Just what I've always wanted to avoid. It happened. She cried. After having gone for a short time, she has to do this. To cajole me into doing what I will never do partake in. It's the emotional aspect of these things that surround my every echo. Am I deserving of this? Or maybe I should ask, do I deserve this? Perhaps, I deserve this. The dead loyalty speaks for itself now. Regain the respect or lose every aspect. Fucking balls. I know where I stand now. It was never about the fire or utmost desire. It is about not ignoring ignorance. Rest on my lap and let me die. For I have chosen the path that you will never tread. I am forgiven.

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Solitude

It has been creeping up inside of me for far too long. Maybe I've just pretended it was never there or maybe never gave it a second thought. But after having a chat with a friend of mine, things started to flood my thoughts. It's the constant feeling of being lonely within the four walls on your own home. Or rather, house in my case. Perhaps I was too caught up with seeking family love elsewhere. But I did attain lots of it. Too much for my own liking. Too much that it has made me reflect on my own home. The little things like having a meal together, family talk, hugging and arguing over asinine things are as good as dead. It was hardly, well, never there in the first place. My nephew is a blessing, no doubt. He brings about the love from everyone but directed to him. What about the rest of us? Has what I've done and not been doing made them nonchalant towards me? Or is it the deranged thoughts in me that is seeing things as such?

I've been told to initiate the actions. Yeah. Perform my role as a son. The thing is, this isn't a performance. I don't want to indulge in all those family related stuff if it doesn't sincerely come from the heart. I don't want to fake it. Why should I be the one to make the first move? Why not them? Contemplating on who is going to make the first move isn't going to do anything for me. Will I be ready to face their music and vice versa? Admittedly, I come from a rather, oh-so-they-believe, pious family. Is it my actions and failure to commit myself to a religion that I have no faith in that is causing the problem? I hail from a religion which believes religion is far above everything else and the rest is all secondary. I guess I'll be able to accept the hard hitting fact that if they say they're acting this way towards me for not following their religious views. But the aftermath is utter disappointment on my end. Why must religion be above everything else? Where is the humanity in us all? I know I can't change their beliefs that they're the only ones going to heaven in the end but have they been so brainwashed that they forget the essential needs of any human? Love. Am I supposed to live with their rigid beliefs and accommodate to their sickly ways?

I'm not different from anyone out there. I just do what every other person does. Question stupidity. Faith is one thing. Stupidity is another. Why are people so caught with blind faith that they fail to see that stupidity in them? The elders, we can't blame. They've been brainwashed and brought up in such an way that they refuse to change. Even if they do, they still will have difficulties to digest certain things we youngsters will say. Why brand us as modern and open-minded just because they're old-fashioned and narrow-minded? We're not futurists to be declared modern. We're just contemporary. I'm using the words in their aspect. It's upsetting to see such families where I come from that they will look at you suspiciously if you sit too close to your own cousin sisters. For fuck's sake, I'm their blood brother. I'm not going to fucking molest or impregnate their daughters. Can't a brother be close to his own sisters? Is a hug going to arouse us and make us wet and want to fuck one another? We know where we stand and how we see each other as. No need to try and separate us because your stupid fucking religion says so. When will these people first learn to be human?

I have far too much anger in me to write everything out. This is nothing. I will write out every possible stupidity that I've seen in this religion, some day. Wait for that day or keep bugging me to write more, if interested. And I just might do so. Peace.

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