Hooray for my government and to me, too
Apparently, my government is giving away some money, again, to all its citizens. Albeit its not much but I could sure do with some extra cash right now. But the problem is, how am I going to get that money into my online account? I don't have a credit card. And I need money in my online account in order to apply for a VCC. Argh. I'll find a way. I always find a way. Maybe I'll just convince someone I know to transfer me the cash and then I'll rip them off later on. Shhh, it's our little secret. Don't tell them. No, they won't read my blog entry as well. Nah, I'll pay them when I have some extra cash. I'm a nice guy. Honest to Google, I am! See, I really need to start a decent porn site (ironic, eh?). You know, porn, but with all the juicy details cut out. If you haven't a clue, then never mind. I'll show it to you when it is up. I am looking for male actors to audition for me. Send me your videos, minus your crown jewels. And ladies, ladies, need I say more? Send me your videos! I'll make you famous, I swear!
P.S. If you're a NSFW or NSFK or NSFH website lover, stay away from this site. Don't come here to whine and bitch about my cool content. Bugger off. Thank you, come again.
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