Wednesday, April 23, 2008

I've been labeled but I forgive you.

Excellent. There always has to be someone labeling you some time in your life. For some it happens frequently. For others, it is seldom. For me, it hasn't happened in a while, until recently. But it is quite puzzling when someone you're closely acquainted with does the same due to a misunderstanding. Or rather, a communication error. Speaks a lot about where I stand and where that someone sees me. What the fuck that person meant about me saving my own ass, I haven't a clue. That person seems to not want to reply via a form of communicative medium? With all due respect, that is a little disturbing. Just because the person didn't seem to get what they wanted at that point in time, doesn't constitute labeling someone. It is far from necessary. If you have a problem with the way I handle things, then speak to me. I tried to probe but no response thus far. And I have always had this person's best interest in my interest. And now I am labeled as such. I am disturbed. This is how things are handled. I have my own issues to handle as well. I am also bogged down with a few issues. If I had caused a delay in providing you with the information you had required, you speak of that issue. You don't speak of something which is unrelated because you're having some issues on your own. What kind of logical approach to problem solving is that? Criticize and condemn me all you want. I am open to such things but let it be for the issue at hand. Not send me a message and ask me to go decrypt something about getting the inner meaning if I have the caliber. I am not a psychic to know what you're rambling on about. In fact, I haven't a clue. Yet you made it seem like I committed the crime of the century. This better not be a method of escapism by blatantly blaming me for any of your shortcomings. I am sorry but I am also human. I also have issues at hand to tackle. Do I judge you or label you for your actions/inactions? Then what right do you have to label me as you wish? Please, act with an open heart. Don't be biased because of a previous incident which I was involved in. That is far from being a just human. And you acting this way is most disturbing. Here, I have deep respect and love for you, my friend. But you put across messages in such context. Sigh. Albeit, I have stayed away from practically everyone for a while now, I believe I know what I am doing and why I am doing it. It is absolutely necessary for me. I am a man. That is what men do when they have a major issue they need to settle. They go into their caves and remain silent. They back off from rest of the world until the issue is resolved. That is what I am trying to arrive at. It is a normal psychological behaviour for a male. At what rate I get over this ultimately depends on how fact I act on the solution that is yet evading me. But I believe it will come in the right time. I have screwed up way too many times and this is just another one of them. I need this space to re-evaluate my purpose in life. As I have mentioned before and will do it once again, I am sorry if my words came out wrong and it was not my intention to do so. But you failing to understanding and blatantly throwing such words at me is far from justified. I wish you will get back to me at the soonest. I will do my part to try to get through to you without annoying you. i believe this issue can be resolved. It has been a rough year thus far. Why make it rougher by having this grudge with me, my dear friend. Talk to me, please. Love you, my good friend. Take care. Peace. And yes, I am sorry, once again.

NB: Normally I post something trying to sound grammatically correct but I am mentally exhausted and not going to make an effort to correct myself. If you do notice any errors, do bear with me. If it really annoys you, let me know. I'll change it the next time I update.

Oh and thanks for listening to my musings. Peace.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Hooray for my government and to me, too

Apparently, my government is giving away some money, again, to all its citizens. Albeit its not much but I could sure do with some extra cash right now. But the problem is, how am I going to get that money into my online account? I don't have a credit card. And I need money in my online account in order to apply for a VCC. Argh. I'll find a way. I always find a way. Maybe I'll just convince someone I know to transfer me the cash and then I'll rip them off later on. Shhh, it's our little secret. Don't tell them. No, they won't read my blog entry as well. Nah, I'll pay them when I have some extra cash. I'm a nice guy. Honest to Google, I am! See, I really need to start a decent porn site (ironic, eh?). You know, porn, but with all the juicy details cut out. If you haven't a clue, then never mind. I'll show it to you when it is up. I am looking for male actors to audition for me. Send me your videos, minus your crown jewels. And ladies, ladies, need I say more? Send me your videos! I'll make you famous, I swear!

P.S. If you're a NSFW or NSFK or NSFH website lover, stay away from this site. Don't come here to whine and bitch about my cool content. Bugger off. Thank you, come again.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Overwhelmingly Insane

In my last post, I mentioned I'd do a write up on the top 9,999,999 things about Social Bookmarking. Unfortunately, due to overwhelming response within myself, I am unable to list down all of them. Why? Simple. There are more than 9,999,999 reasons. So I didn't want to do injustice to this article by only listing so few.

That aside, I am slowly starting to lose my sanity. Here is my current predicament. I am currently on a conquest to become overwhelmingly rich but my resources are at an all time low. My unemployment status and massively low bank account isn't helping me, as yet. Trust me when I say low. I don't have a credit card and I cannot even afford to buy a domain name or paid hosting. Plus I am bogged down by huge debts. Oh, don't ask how much. This is not a confession. Just me ranting away to satisfy myself. You see, writing helps me to relax and think. Immediately there is no solution.

But there is a workaround. I just need the community to support me. No, I am not asking for donations. But if you wish to donate, please contact me asap! Why the community, eh? The idea of working for someone or under someone isn't pleasing at all. Albeit, I have been working professionally, for six years, I have grown tired of it. The rat race isn't my thing. It is also a little disappointing that everyone around me is in a similar situation. Has it got anything to do with me?

Yes, I am afraid it does. Everyone else around me have their own set of calculated/miscalculated issues. It is discomforting and discouraging for me to seek help from a closed door and not-so-rich social circle. So I have, well, theoretically, moved away from everyone I know. Come on, you're still online, how can you be in a state of solitude, you may ask. I agree. But I rather not talk about my current predicament to these people. All they do is question why I didn't perform better in the past and keep my current job, grit my teeth and just live like the rest of them? Well, I wish to live comfortably. Enough said. If it takes me a while to make it big, I'd gladly do it. No more 9-5 job for me. Condescend and criticize me for all I care. I've heard enough bullshit already.

Time to take action. The time has come. The time is here. The time is now.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Top 10 Things I Hate About Social Bookmarking

Ahhh don't we all love tits? I mean lists? So here is my list about the Top 10 Things I Hate About Social Bookmarking. Why Top 10? Cause I only have 10 and they are the top. So shove it and read.

1. They're everywhere. In every blog, every website and every toilet.

2. They don't come with tits. Wait ... some do. I am just not that lucky, yet.

3. Too many of them. Last I checked ... wait I never checked. Probably in the range of 100s.

4. You spend way too much time sitting in front of your screen, waiting for replies.

5. You do it cause all your friends think it's cool. You haven't a clue.

6. You still go ahead and do it even if you have no idea what you're doing.

7. You sign up for too many accounts not knowing its purpose.

8. You tend to focus on one or two coolersocial bookmarks, abandoning the rest.

9. You get people to join in, even if they don't want to or have no idea what social bookmarking is.

10. You're a victim of it. It's addictive but mommy still loves you.

So there. What are your Top 10 reasons? Feel free to post them here. Come on, guys! Get involved. That's why we posts lists, right? We secretly believe that our readers will get involved in the fun if we post lists, right? So step right in!

Plus, in the upcoming post, I will list out the Top 9,999,999 reasons why I love tits. I mean social bookmarking.

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Pregnant Men

This has to be the weirdest subject to hit the Internet since the Internet itself. So much hype has been going around this story. There is no hard evidence that this is even real and that the tests conducted are even real. Anything can be conjured up to be 'true' these days. Probably just a story for some major propaganda and to get the public involved. It sounds massively insane and these radical scientists are thriving on people like us. They need people to actually discuss such issues to create more hype about it. Theoretically speaking, some of their ideas/ideals are not just their own manifestation but are some that certain human beings have 'always wanted' so they're satisfying their needs for a sum of money.

That aside, why do you think the Chinese dude Mr Lee went on Oprah? Simple. To get the word out and empathy (more like sympathy and bullshit love) so that more people will talk about it and embrace/condemn him. Publicity stunt. And as much as Oprah has done her fair share of good for society, such publicity is certainly unnecessary, especially for children, and it will only create more rumors surrounding this story. Sure, we can all raise our opinions and views on the standing issue but theoretically it isn't going to change anything drastically by discussing about it here or anywhere else for that matter. Unless people physically vote down against such weird experiments, these people will continue to size up such acts of i-don't-know-what-to-call-them. Seems all like some melodramatic reality tv to me with an added boost of salt.

If these couples really want to have their kids in whatever fashion, please, for the love of humanity, keep it under the sheets. No need to publicize. What use is this bringing us by going public? Sure, we adults can somehow adjust our mentality to accept such things but how are we to explain such 'unnatural acts' to our young ones? Isn't such events going to steer them into a different path as compared to what they deem possible and acceptable? Wouldn't this alter their state of mind even further and cause conflict in their heads. The world has enough problems already. We are just finding ways and means to pile them up together. Hasn't anyone though of this?

To make the issue even more ridiculous, more the Ex-Man and Mr. Lee are only concerned about how they have always wanted to have a baby and how fulfilling it will be for them as its their lifelong dream, blah blah blah. Once again, some of us have truly showcased that we are indeed the selfish species and that we only care for ourselves. Absolutely no one in their silly experiment seem overly concerned about the children that are going to come into existence and how they will grow up in 'Strangeland'. Once again, the children are left to suffer. When will these people ever, ever think of the children? Now bear in mind that I am pretty open to bi/transgender relationships but anything concerning and putting the survival and livelihood of children at stake is something I'd rather not tolerate.

Saturday, April 05, 2008

The $25 Contest from

It seems our friend at ThaGuru has some money to give away, so he has setup a contest to write a post about that contest and comment on his blog and he would drop by and check to see if you have actually done it. Contest ends on April 30 2008. What an ingenious way to gain traffic to his site and get the blogging community involved. Now, if only I had $50 to spare. Oh well, here is the entry you requested ThaGuru. Now I wish you good luck in choosing the winner!

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

April Fool

In the heart of April Fool's day, here is an overused, not rated article about April Fool which I conveniently decided to steal off the net. Thank you God for your assistance. We love you too.

"The history of April Fool's Day or All Fool's Day is uncertain, but the current thinking is that it began around 1582 in France with the reform of the calendar under Charles IX. The Gregorian Calendar was introduced, and New Year's Day was moved from March 25 - April 1 (new year's week) to January 1.

Communication traveled slowly in those days and some people were only informed of the change several years later. Still others, who were more rebellious refused to acknowledge the change and continued to celebrate on the last day of the former celebration, April 1. These people were labeled "fools" by the general populace, were subject to ridicule and sent on "fool errands," sent invitations to nonexistent parties and had other practical jokes played upon them. The butts of these pranks became known as a "poisson d'avril" or "April fish" because a young naive fish is easily caught. In addition, one common practice was to hook a paper fish on the back of someone as a joke.

This harassment evolved over time and a custom of prank-playing continue on the first day of April. This tradition eventually spread elsewhere like to Britain and Scotland in the 18th century and was introduced to the American colonies by the English and the French. Because of this spread to other countries, April Fool's Day has taken on an international flavor with each country celebrating the holiday in its own way.

In Scotland, for instance, April Fool's Day is devoted to spoofs involving the buttocks and as such is called Taily Day. The butts of these jokes are known as April 'Gowk', another name for cuckoo bird. The origins of the "Kick Me" sign can be traced back to the Scottish observance.

In England, jokes are played only in the morning. Fools are called 'gobs' or 'gobby' and the victim of a joke is called a 'noodle.' It was considered back luck to play a practical joke on someone after noon.

In Rome, the holiday is known as Festival of Hilaria, celebrating the resurrection of the god Attis, is on March 25 and is also referred to as "Roman Laughing Day."

In Portugal, April Fool's Day falls on the Sunday and Monday before lent. In this celebration, many people throw flour at their friends.

The Huli Festival is celebrated on March 31 in India. People play jokes on one another and smear colors on one another celebrating the arrival of Spring.

So, no matter where you happen to be in the world on April 1, don't be surprised if April fools fall playfully upon you."

The next time you feel naughty, kinky or horny on April Fool's, please look for me. I am willing to make your butt my personal throbbing joke. Yay.